A Grumpy Fairy Tale
This series is appropriate for 12+ audiences.
fairies |
humorous |
magic |
curses |
dragons |
unicorns |
The Grumpy FairyA Grumpy Fairytale book 1
My name is Drusinella, and I'm a fairy.
Everyone has a hobby. Mine is turning Princes into frogs. I know what you're thinking. "But you're a fairy! Fairies are supposed to grant wishes, and spread happiness!" Boo. Happiness is for Princesses. I was banished from Fairyland for my obscure hobby, so you'll imagine my surprise when I received an invitation to a fairy party from my old acquaintance, Soflee! My only friend, Alfrigg the bird, flew me back home, which ended in absolute disaster when I found out the Fairy Queen had no intention of letting me come back home unless I give up my frog hobby (like THAT will happen!). To make matters worse, a stupid princess saved my life, so now I have to grant her deepest wish, which is, of course, true love (ugh, that is so gross). This has to be the lamest adventure EVER. Ever so Sarcastically and Sincerely, Drusinella |
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The Dragon ParkA Grumpy Fairytale book 2
My name is Drusinella, and I'm a fairy.
I used to have a hobby of turning Princes into frogs, but due to my ridiculous adventure with the Princess Camria, it's now become more of a side gig. Once again, we're summoned to Fairyland, this time by our esteemed Fairy Queen, aka. Pumpkin Spice. After I broke the curse on all the frogs in my yard, the world was once again flooded with arrogant princes whose favorite pastime is hunting sweet, gentle dragons. Queen Spice is sending us on a quest to save the gentle beasts, and for once it's a task I relish. But there are other things to worry about. Unsolicited advice from the dragons we're traveling with, Alfrigg IGNORING ME, and the Fairy Queen's girlfriend constantly dodging me trying to learn the Fairy Queen's real name. This may not be the lamest adventure ever, but it's definitely TERRIBLE. Penned from the sarcastic hand of, Drusinella |
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